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Name: Rhoe
Birthday: 9/6/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: Well i'm a struggling artist.....like movies, woman, reading (which i consider sexy damnit), woman, drinking, sexy woman, playing games, and training for Boxing and Muay Thai
Expertise: Currently working for the canadian forces as a naval weapon tech. i've still got my art skills so i'm happy, lets see...... i'm good at getting drunk and attempting to pick up
(i didn't say it works , its just funny)
Occupation: Military
Industry: Art
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
MSN: Lotus_Fyre@hotmail.com
Member Since:
10/26/2004
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| Well another memorable weekend in the bag.... well i guess i should say
weekends since i've had 2 since my last post and ya good shit ppls. now
where to start.... since most of my stories start off with me wasted or
something like that i guess i should't disappoint with these tales of
woe and not so much debauchery this time.
onto this weekend...since i cant remember last weekend >,<...
lets see went to the split crow for power hour (3 beers for $5 ya its
sweet) and got my ass plastered, wandered back to base. I stumbled
around A block (thats where i live.... its basically a dorm.....a real
shitty one) where i knocked on every door i saw and greated my fellow
military members.... needless to say most people were pissed to have
someone knock on their door at 1 or 2 in the morning and proceed to
enter the room and lie down on the floor. A couple of my buddies helped
my get to my room where i passed ouyt on the floor and my buddies
tucked me in. thats thursday night....... onto friday night......
lets see ..... went to the fleet club got trashed .... had to watch
some psycho bitch flip out cause she thought she wasted only like 1500
on a guy who didn't like her.... watched her try to fight some guy
who's a trained boarding party member and laugh... all in all a shitty
night and even shittier story..... now onto saturday..... ah saturday
how i loathe you....
anyways heres saturday and there i go to Peddler's Pub and start my
little night.... my buddy Tony wanted us to meet with his cousin from
toronto who turns out to be pretty cute... i liked her, managed to keep
a good conversation so i wasn't really interested in screwing her as i
was in talking to her.... ya call me gay but let me finish my story...
anyways she brought 2 friends, one of them a fat brunette (ya i wont
mention her again because she first spilled beer all over me and then
she pissed herself! so ya enough of the stupid bitch.... RAWR! she
pissed me off) and a cute little blonde girl who was standing behind me
when i was talking to my friend Perry and said and i quote " I just
want to shove my dick into some girls ass, is that so much to ask?" so
ya i looked like and ass and yet she still hung out with me most of the
night, mostlikely because i was the more out going one of the group.
Anyways after Peddler's we decided to go to the Palace and that didn't
turn out to well since the blonde girl was using her friends ID and it
turns out she was like 18 or younger. So we went to other places where
she might be allowed in.... didn't happen so we went to play pool and
finished of the night with me Kissing my buddy Tony's cousin and her
little friend a good night. all in all a good night.....
anyways have to go back to work so i'll mostlikely post when i get some
interesting news. until then this is Shade putting on his clothes, good
lunch one and all.
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| Damnit why do i always do this >,<........ i really have to think
things through before i do them. well it seems i'm going to have to
survive the next lets see...... 4 days without food. i blew all of my
cash on partying and man i'm fucking screwed hard. O well thats what i
get for not really thinking ahead..... well i do think ahead i just
didn't care at the time.
anyways moving onto a subject i find cooler than the fact i can't eat
>,<..... recently i've been following a site and the progress
it's making on a research front i find facinating...... more because
i'm a lozer than anything else. And that site would be
http://www.giantology.typepad.com/ and ya it sounds lame but i like to
think its kool...... not really but i'm pretty sure most of the shit
there is for a viral marketing campaign but hey it all good and fun, i
like it because i find it interesting and thats about it i guess.......
lets see wutelse to say.... well i'm stiking out hard lately and
getting frustrated to the point i have given up after lastnights
debaucle, so here's to women the bane of my existance, the sweet nectar
of life and now for me anyways the unattainable...... and i have no
idea y it was so easy for me like 3 months ago......and fuck this shit
i tried, so they can lick my balls... atleast i wish...... so there u
have it, this is shade heading to the washroom to take a military style
shit (that means its going to be loud and obnoxious)
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| man..... i think i'm going the sober route from now on.... its really
hard to pick up when ur stumbling on the ground. anyways the last few
weeks have been pretty hectic and really drunkening..... and ya i made
that word up so go fuck yourself if u wana correct my grammer....
anyways so i think i have to focus a bit more on my studies, but hey i
could just coast through this coarse but i actually wana see how smart
i am if i apply myself to it.... never really studied before so might
as well try now.
Well the way i see it if i can master art and muay thai i should be
able to master a bit of physics. but man i hate math so i dont care
about that aslong as i get a pass, and electronics is fucking easy for
me so i dont have to worry about that shit.
now onto the stories.... lets see where to begin..... since its been i
dunno more than a month since i updated this piece of shit, its going
to take me a while to get this shit going. well i wont go into the
details but i'm getting better known around here as the drunken party
guy and i really am getting annoyed by it....just a tad, only a tad
tho..... well being called the monster was cool the first few times u
hear it but when your bosses call u that everytime you walk in i guess
its all goodatleast i'm known, so its easy to get promotions now ;)
I'm bored of partying now so i'm going to put time into school and back
to training ....yay. i'm actuallu hoping to go into a muay thai fight
in like a month if i can pull it off. i should be able to since i'm
more than skilled enough, its just have to get back into shape i guess
well i gotta go my laundry is waiting for me. Oh and my advice to
anyone who doesn't know what to do with themselves. i say join the navy
even if your an anti war hippie, coz me i'm not down with war but this
is an experience and a half boys and i'm getting paid so ya that ends
the non sensical rant type thing..... this is shade folding laundy
>,<
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| Man...... that was a crazy night........ that is soooo the last time i
try and pick up japanese chicks at a bar...... but shit! a few were
pretty damn hot even by my standards...... i mean holy shit 0_o.
anyways ya i did something really stupid.... something i said i'd never
do again.... i had like five cigarettes >,<, o and i fucked
smething i shouldn't have.... but hey its all good. ya thats about it,
no real hangover today, which is awesome, and now i have to clean my
room and do homework. RAWR man am i never going to live last night
down..... christ.....
well that about sums up the weak ass version of the story, for a
complete recap of the night please contact me at
whydontyou@eatmyass.com. ya this is a short one from Shade and i will
be signing off..... hopefully next time i might be able to remember
what i did fully, well cya ppls
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| Well its been a REALLY long as time since i posted and well lets just
say way! to much shit has happened for me to even attempt an update....
so instead I’m starting over.... again.... with a new slate and see how
that goes. well first of I’ll give a run down of my plans tonight. then
I’ll give u 3 people unfortunate enough to actually read this shit a
taste of the sayings that have helped keep me sane for the past
like.... i dunno 10 years....
well tonight I’m re-establishing my legend and one of my many nick
names i have earned since i joined the military. "The Monster" yes
sounds lame but it has been rightly earned and rightly given. the
debouched story that earned me that name is so raunchy that even I
shade will not utter such a tail of woe..... but then again I’ve been
forced to tell the story so many times I’m sick of it and just a tad
bit ashamed... just a tad.
well i'll give the outline of these dirty deeds i plan to perpetrate
tonight. firstly i'm going to get right loaded with a few of my buddies
whom i've never really drank with. and then head out to a pub and try
my damndest while i'm intoxicated to pick up a chick and if that wont
work which i have no idea how it'll go tonight i may have to add the
title of "Dragon Slayer" to my already boated ego and pound a fatty....
well wutever does the job i guess.... and hey i dont even care.
military life is great and i'm loving it *does a justin timberlake
dance and twirl*. the one thing i hope for tonight is that i dont black
out. i hate having people telling me the story. that and i find it
strange waking up in some strangers home and trying to find my way back.
now moving onto a list of sayings that will help anyone continue with
life... and man i've thought about ending it quiet a bit but hey i'm
fucking STRONG so i didn't have to resort to the cowardice that is
suicide. well here are the golden rules i live by.
"Hindsight's a curse, so live blind",
"Nothing taken, nothing earned",
"Everything only gets harder before it gets easier...",
" if everything fails, just find another way",
"Your never truly alone, its just hard to see those watching over you"
"Action directs the Course, But the Course lasts only if action continues"
And the one that keeps me going each day is "Live one day at a time, and treat each morning as a new beginning."
well those are the corny lines self made quotes i live by... and if
anyone wants to argue the authenticity of those quotes well u can suck
my cock... but hey doesn't matter, i'm just trying to pass on things
i'ved learned over the course of my life... now i hope whoever reads
this even if its just a one person i hope you get something out of
these lame sayings and live true to yourself. well this is shade
signing out hope you people enjoy my little dose of sober wisdom ;)
*from Halifax with Love bitches*
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